Thursday, June 7, 2007

Lets Learn about some LAWS !!!

The following is an excerpt from a very old version of Reader's Digest.....
  1. Agnes Allen's Law - Almost everything is easier to get into than to get out of.
  2. Anderson's Law - I have yet to see any problem,however complicated, which, when looked at it the right way, did not become still more complicated.
  3. Beifeld's Principle - The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by a pyramidical progression when he is already in the company of a (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3)a better looking and a richer male friend.
  4. Berra's Law - You can observe a lot by just watching.
  5. Bok's Law - If you think education is expensive , try ignorance.
  6. Bombeck's Rule of Medicine - Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
  7. Boren's Guidelines of Bureaucracy - (1) When in charge , ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt,mumble.
  8. Bucy's Law - Nothing is Ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
  9. Clpoton's Law - For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.
  10. Computer Maxim - To err is human but to really foul things up requires a computer.
  11. Concoran's Law - All papers that you save will never be needed until such time as they are disposed of, when they become useful.
  12. Darwin's Observation - Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.
  13. Douglas' law of practical aeronautics - When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.
  14. Ettorre's Observation - The other line moves faster. This applies to all the lines - bank, market, tollgate ,customs. If you change your line, then the other line - the one you were in originally - will move faster.
  15. Eve's Discovery - At a sale, the only suit or dress that you like and that fits is not on sale.

Enough for this post..... next series sometime later.......

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